I had a dream last night. In this dream, I was playing guitar and singing gibberish, like I usually do.
And then, all of a sudden, God dropped a John Deere tractor on me. And He said "WILL YA STOP ALREADY?"
And I said "Mmpf."
And He said "Spread this throughout the whole land of cyberspace: No more high-pitched whining. NO MORE! I've had enough. Have a nice day."
And He waved His magic wand, and now I'm sitting at the computer, etc.