10. MySpace
9. YouTube
8. Facebook
7. My pet chimp hogs the computer
6. I ran away from home
5. Got confused and kept playing "Frogger" instead
4. Like a bird, I keep attacking my own reflection in the monitor
3. Spent three months memorizing pi to 400,000 decimal places for world record attempt; when Guinness showed up, could only remember "3.14"
2. When you jump off a water tower, the parachute doesn't have time to open
1. Forgot my password
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