RANDY'S "TOP TEN REASONS I'M CONSIDERING SKIPPING MY 20th HIGH SCHOOL CLASS REUNION NEXT YEAR:

10. Everybody else got an invitation; I got a letter saying it's been cancelled

9. The lobotomy makes me fall down a lot

8. I look ten years older than everybody else

7. If they wouldn't let me come naked ten years ago, they probably won't this time, either

6. Concerned that my body guards and entourage will cause a scene

5. The last time I tried to escape from the asylum, I got beaten senseless

4. Afraid they'll find out my "40-room mansion" is really a boarding house

3. Still miffed about losing Student Council by one vote sophomore year

2. I just started my nineteenth job in 20 years; they won't let me take time off

1. Dolson

BLACK CAT MAGIC

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So I took a piece of ham and a camera and I set the piece of ham
outside and I set up the camera to record to see what happened
and what happened was that after about 20 minutes a crow came
and flew off with the ham, and then about 10 minutes later a local
stray black cat that I feed all the time came by and apparently
smelled the ham and then it left and then nothing happened but
a few leaves fell in front of the camera so what I did was I did this I edited the recording to make it kind of look like the crow ate the ham and turned into the cat since they're both like the same color and all and then I added some graphics and stuff yep